Star Wars: I Find Your Lack Of Cheer Disturbing Christmas Jumper (Size: L)
Brand: Star Wars
Ever notice that Darth Vader’s helmet goes out towards the bottom? Little known fact: that’s to stop his Santa hat slipping down over his eyes. Well, that’s our headcanon anyway. If DV ever suggests you cheer up we’d recommend you do it pretty quickly...• Turn up the oven when Vader is coming over – he likes his gingerbread cookies on the dark side• In space no-one can hear you…shiver. Seriously though, it gets cold in that far, far away galaxy so you need to bundle up• Prefer Rebel Scum to The Empire? Check out our full range of Star Wars Christmas jumpers• Santa’s plan to give Darth coal kinda backfired; he's just been using it for his prototype steam-powered TIE fighter• Going to a Christmas party on the Death Star? Yeah, one of these Star Wars Christmas sweater is mandatory. As for one anywhere else, it’s just strongly recommended (Sith mind tricks, yo!)• You may be surprised to learn that DV is actually a Christmas freak; he starts wearing this jumper as soon as November rolls around• All proceeds benefit the Galactic Empire. Security in strength, order in obedience!
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